People are unappreciative fucks.
No, you cannot have your coffee half and half ; but light on the sugar. But not too light.
What the hell does that even mean?
Go to Stop and Shop, buy your own ingredients and make it all by your fucking self.
You lazy ass motherfucker. Don’t go bother people that make minimum wage, their life probably already sucks without you bothering them to make your fucking complex ass order that makes no fucking sense.